[Ying]

You may have heared it in storys like i did, seems like the story happened ages ago. A glorous fight between man and machines, where many men and women lost there lives.

But I have spoken with a man that was there, revealing the true facts of the story of the "KITTING KING" Basa.

So there they were, 25 souls, you could say brave, rather bored to behonest. Standing in ulduar, facing a mechanical boss with oh my god a voice you will never forget.

The engage him in battle, taking place allready minutes, seeing tanks and healing being ripped open by that mechanical manice. Tanks with plate armor (even underwear) falling for the love of this mecha monster. The other souls spamming them every spell they have not out of bravery or heroisme, but just out of fear, scared of being ripped open like that also.

And there we go to that one person name Basa, later called the "kitting king" One of the last guys standing, fully sweating because of the spamming of all his magic,
4 people left,
3 left,
only 2,
the mechanical manice yells "oh i broke it again" Basa sees his last mate in combat being ripped apart.

The machine looks with glowing eyes at Basa, Basa looks at his self and has a vision of this cloth robe being ripped off.

Than it struct to him, he is going to die in that mutch pain his body can't handle it. Because of that much sweat he just freeze in a cube on the spot.
The mechanical monster runs to him, every one that is on the floor think this is the end.

And than it happens, the mechamonster stumbles over the corpses that are on the ground, he falls over and lands with his hearth on the ice cube where basa is in. The mechanoid shuts down, his evil scream ends, Basa unfroze.

Basa standing there alone, loking at his body parts, pinching him self to check if it isnt a dream. It seems to be real. He is releaved he lived a nother day.

The other 24 souls return to there boddies, not believe there eyes, how did this happen. And there it happened, one of those souls called Qal yells

"The mage kited him" "The mage kited him" ''He is a kiting king"

"BASA THE KITING KING"

Every signle souls starts yelling it, there is joy, dancing, booze and food.

The word goes on out side ulduar, it reaches Dalaran, Stormwind, ...

So people that is the story, you could believe it or not, my story or the one that is been told in dalaran, ... In the end it stays a heroic battle, never will it be repeat again.

Ying.

PS: sorry for all the typo's
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First class loladin and second class BANG-kin

[Lowspirit]

/hail to the king baby!
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~ Just another brick in the wall ~

[Qaluchaya]

/Hail Basa Kiting King

/ Hail Ying best story writer ever

Qal

[Yang]

So I assume you've deconstructed the deconstructor? :p

[Basa]

I am glad to see those nice words
and sorry for late response, but i really seems like missed it.

There i saw about 280K of health on boss while were only 4 or 3 ppl left yeah, looking on raid windows and threat meter sometimes helps to see when there is your turn to die . So i saw there it going to me, blinked away, icecubbed, and luckyly it had some dots on, wich ate those few thousands that left
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Olymp
Basa
Anticefur
Petarda
Cae

[Jigs]

Sorry I was in my holiday's .... and btw who needs healing as a tank ^^
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